This is a jerboa of some sort. A "lesser" jerboa, I think. But don't tell him. It takes two separate pictures; one for the absolute gallons of facial cuteness and ridiculously long back legs,
and one for the ridiculously long tail, the usefulness of which I can't imagine. I think they live in the desert, like in Morocco-land.
This probably won't make up for the fact that some of your tax dollars are going to enrich Halliburton, and the rest of your take-home pay is going to the oil companies, but it couldn't hoit.
Sorry, did that just wipe the cuteness smile off your face?