Saturday, August 05, 2006

How Low Can You Go?

The Bush Gang is making lifelong friends in the Middle East while sincere young men and women, who just want to do the right thing, are getting sent to be IED fodder.

The Israelis bit on the bait and are getting reeled into more death and hatred.

Floyd Landis, the cyclist least likely to dope (second only to Tyler Hamilton) seems to have been caught with his pants down and a needle in his ass.

It turns out my son has been using his college classes as opportunities to catch up on his sleep.

And to cap it off,

I seem to have gained weight on my most recent diet attempt.

I would just hunker down and wait for Christmas, but I’m afraid Santa may have drowned from melting polar ice caps.

Anybody for a drink?

1 comment:

Drew said...

Drink? It's a date, McMenamins Brew Pub on the Columbia River after work...we'll hang out and watch the sail boats on the patio.