which seems to be equal parts geeky, pathetic, and hip. Geeky because you can't care what other people think of you when you tool around town in your tophat with your iphone encased in turn-of-last-century brass fittings, pathetic because you are forced to spend most of your otherwise social time making brass fittings for your tophat, scooter,
iphone, computer, and underwear (I can only guess), and hip, because of this.

