Public Service Announcement: Calendar Edition

For your shopping convenience, here are some calendars available through Powells dot com this December:

• Mathematics calendar (makes math exciting and accessible!)
• Extraordinary Chickens calendar (the cover chicken is especially extraordinary)
• Alien Abduction 2009 calendar (mysteriously, this item has no description.  Conspiracy?)
• Sock Monkey calendar (how many sock monkey fans are there?)
• Bunny Suicides calendar (the notorious almost-banned-from-the-school-library book is now a calendar!)
• Mensa 10-Minute Crossword Puzzles-A-Day calendar (so you know on a daily basis whether you're Mensa material or not.  12 minutes?  doofus.)
• Seed Catalogues calendar (um, seed catalogues?)
• Trout of North America calendar (a Brown Trout, a Yellowstone Cutthroat, an Owyhee Redband, a North Umpqua Steelhead!)
• Fabulous Frogs calendar (frogs!)
• 375 Day of Shoes calendar (celebrate your socially acceptable fetish!)
• Collectible Teapots calendar (A sunny Hall China Lipton set!  A Wade lusterware Genie teapot!  A pink-and-cream Royal Worcester pot!)
• a glow-in-the-dark calendar for the Lunar Year
• Cow Abductions calendar (ooh, wish list item! Check out their website now if not sooner) and finally (but not exhaustively)
• the Scotch calendar (the Glenfiddich 18 Year Old! The Aberfeldy 21 Year Old! The Aberlour 16 Year Old! Comes with six punch-out coasters!)

I'm holding out for the Fire Captains with Arthritis and Ears Prone to Infection calendar. Check out Mr. September!