Re: Virus Mix-up Memorandum of Last Week
After further experience with this particular virus and some conversations around the office, it has come to my attention that this virus did not originate with you, but rather has come from Hell.
My deepest apologies for my confusion. Luckily for me, you're not the type to hold such things against a person! At least that's what I hear.
P.S. Tell your son happy birthday!