Scottish Talk

If you are Scottish and want to keep me entertained for hours, just say, The girl squirrel with the curly locks mistook the pearl for a nut.  What a world."

Because with any luck it would sound like, "The guddle sqwuddle with the cuddly loccchhhs mistoook the puddle for a noot.  What a wuddled."

Ah.  Bliss.