That's what I thought.
Commuter bicycle (use as commuter vehicle optional): check
Recycle bins: check.
BPA-free Nalgene water bottle: check.
Fancy dog with biodegradable poop bags: check.
Square black eyeglasses: check.
Mac Book for coffee shops: check.
So can I join the club?
Update: so apparently there's some sort of secret handshake involving tattoos and bluetooth devices...
Further update: so apparently they TOLD me that bluetooth devices were involved when they actually are not. I get it. Very funny.