Wednesday, November 26, 2008

No Jury Would Convict Me

Is there a law against neighborcide if you can prove that he tortured you every day with his 120-decibel leaf blower, which he used by turning it on and off repeatedly in order to blow each individual leaf off his lawn and into a pile exactly two and one-half feet square?

There isn't if there is any justice in this world.

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