Friday, July 07, 2006

Notes de le Tour and all thingies Bicyclette


  • Robbie McEwen is a magic elf.
  • Al Trautwig just used the "word" aerodynamicism. He must be eliminated.
  • Floyd Landis, whatever they are paying you, it isn't enough to be seen in those silly-ass sunglasses.
  • Hear me and believe me later. George Hincapie will win the Tour. Unless his handlebars come off again. Two words: duct tape.
  • The annual Alpenrose Velodrome Challenge is this weekend. Dean will be hurling himself around the Steepest Velodrome In The Country against Very Large Animals. I have been training for the weekend by wearing an underwire bra for two days in a row. It doesn't quite deliver the same level of nausea and angst as watching the racing, but it comes close. Similarly, taking it off is almost as good as watching a winning sprint. (Hands up in victory and jump up and down! Yay!).
  • See you at the AVC.

2 comments:

Jenny said...

Underwire bras....yuck! Men have it so easy....the scum!

piglet said...

Underwire bras, panty hose and high heels. WTF. Just say no to the conspiracy. Fight the man.