Notes de le Tour and all thingies Bicyclette

• Robbie McEwen is a magic elf.
• Al Trautwig just used the "word" aerodynamicism. He must be eliminated.
• Floyd Landis, whatever they are paying you, it isn't enough to be seen in those silly-ass sunglasses.
• Hear me and believe me later. George Hincapie will win the Tour. Unless his handlebars come off again. Two words: duct tape.
• The annual Alpenrose Velodrome Challenge is this weekend. Dean will be hurling himself around the Steepest Velodrome In The Country against Very Large Animals. I have been training for the weekend by wearing an underwire bra for two days in a row. It doesn't quite deliver the same level of nausea and angst as watching the racing, but it comes close. Similarly, taking it off is almost as good as watching a winning sprint. (Hands up in victory and jump up and down! Yay!).
• See you at the AVC.