This is Sergey Honchar getting a smooch after winning a stage of the Tour de France.
This is Pierrick Fedrigo after winning Sunday's stage of the Tour de France.
Apparently, the key to a successful Tour de France this year is having an aerodynamic schnozz.
The more unfortunate faces have had it up to here with the riders with the rock star looks and are sending them to the back of the pack. The coup has begun. Get out of the way. The noses are on the march. And they can smell you from there.
Sorry, George. I was so hoping this was going to be your year.