Found Poetry of the Week

I get a perverse pleasure in typing paragraphs like this at work. I'm calling this...

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Whenever possible each provision

of this Rental Agreement

shall be interpreted in such a manner

as to be effective and valid under applicable law,

but if any provision

of this Rental Agreement

shall be invalid or prohibited under such applicable law,

such provision shall be ineffective

only to the extent of such prohibition or invalidity

without invalidating the remainder of such provision

or the remaining provisions

of this Rental Agreement.

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Thank you. I'll be in the lounge, accepting free drinks as tokens of your esteem.