My Smugness Factor just went to 11.

So I'm gonna be busy saving the planet.

Are you?

I pick up my new red Toyota Prius tomorrow morning. No, I'm not going to be cancelling out your bloaty, planet-killing carbon emissions. You're going to have to do that your own self.

And look for me to be making snide remarks about SUVs again.

So if you don't get killed in a global-warming-caused hurricane this summer, you can thank me come next fall, 'cause I probably saved your ass.

That reminds me, I wonder if the White House is going to make the weather service name this summer's hurricanes Barack, John, and Hillary...maybe next summer.

61 miles per gallon, baby.

With any luck, I won't have to talk to another car salesperson for years.