Monday, May 21, 2007

I Could Use a Shower

This may come as a shock to you, but believe me when I tell you that car dealers will tell you whatever it takes to get you to buy a car on their lot, regardless of the actual truth of the thing.

Today we were told:

  • Fords suck.

  • Nissans suck.

  • Four-wheel-drive vehicles get one mile per gallon less than two-wheel-drive vehicles.

  • Toyota Corollas get practically the same gas mileage as Priuses (actual averaged gas mileage for Corolla: 35; averaged gas mileage for Prius: 55).

  • Toyota Corollas emit only tiny amounts of pollution (fagettaboutit).

  • Honda Civic hybrids aren't really hydrids, so they suck.

  • Nevertheless, forget about hybrids and buy one of these 16 Corollas because they rock.
I feel dirty.

1 comment:

DT said...

know what you need? a new blog to read! yay!

meet the chad. disclaimer: first post ever is about pee, and if he blogs like he talks, there will be more of the same, but it's cool cause he's funny.