Randy Neves joined the KGW (Channel 8 Portland) news team in 2000, at which time they took this publicity photo of him.
Since then, he has put in some serious hours in expanding his hipness quotient. Unfortunately, the KGW news team has neglected to update his publicity photo. So in the interest of public service, I did my best with the tools at my disposal (a printer/scanner, a pencil and ten minutes) to produce this updated photo.
You're welcome, Randy. And citizens of Portland.