Scotty liked the snow up to the point where it started caking in his hairy, hairy feet until it hurt. He looks unhappy because I told him to sit without having any treats in my hand, which he resents and thoroughly disapproves of. The photo session went downhill from here.
Annie wants to know why, if they can land a man on the moon, they can't develop an indoor doggy toilet. Having to go outside in this sort of weather is barbaric.
Her words, not mine.