Monday, May 22, 2006

Anxiety #832

How long do I have before I can say that if Philip Roth dies, it won't be my fault? That post is beginning to eat at me.

Bonus Question:

If money were no object, where would you rather live?

  • Lombard Street in San Francisco
  • Modest house in Maui
  • Sheep farm in New Zealand
  • Above your own pub in Cuteshire, Scotland

I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.


Jenny said...

Sheep farm in New Zealand hands down! Too many bums in San Fran, too many tourist in Maui, and too many drunks in a pub. Baby sheep are about the cutest things on the planet, I have no complaints about them.

Drew said...

Can the sheep farm be on the beach? And do I have to take care of any the the previously mentioned sheep or can I just surf and ride my bikes? For the correct answers I'll likely move you to a sheep farm in New Zealand...

piglet said...

1. By the beach? Yes. On the beach? That might present a problem with sheep taking up surfing and losing their footing on the boards. I would end up with an ocean full of bobbing woolies.

2. Would you have to do any of the work? Not if I want anything done in a timely manner. I'll likely hire out the shearing to some young local kiwi who bears an uncanny resemblance to Carry Elwes in Princess Bride.