Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Items of Interest

CONFESSIONAL:

I bought two pairs of Dockers today.

Bite me. They fit.

EXPOSITORY:

I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree yesterday. Yes, onto his back, and then get up and scramble back into the tree. No sign of evil tree-pushing squirrels, and it's not mating season when they are all insane. He seemed to have accomplished it all by himself. Beat that.

PISSED OFF:

My dog tripped me while running this morning, and now I have to walk around for a week with a big scab on my chin. I have got to teach him some manners before he kills us both. I know he knows what he's supposed to do because I got up, screaming mad, yelled at him for being an ass, and turned around for home. Whilst walking home, he heeled like he was in an obedience competition. I think that might have just made me angrier.

MORE CONFESSIONAL:

I also bought two boxes of See's dark chocolate peppermint candies today. Hands off. They are chin scab medicine.

5 comments:

Drew said...

Your Dockers are cool, you forgot to mention your new hiking boots (way cool), your dog is an ass (sometimes) but mostly he's just a goof ball, and where exactly did you hide the pepermint candies??

piglet said...

Re: hiking boots: notice the time stamp.

Re: ass dog: no more Mrs. Nice Girl.

Re: Candy: That's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know.

Drew said...

Re: "Notice the time stamp"? You're somehow under the impression that I am at least minimally techno savy?? Oh contrer...what's a time stamp?

cooper said...

piglet, when I need chin scab medicine, my drug of choice is Linder's 70% dark chocolate.

piglet said...

Linder's 70%...efficient chocolate delivery for sure. I find it more fun to have to work a little for my chocolate by mixing it with something unchocolate. Its like a treasure hunt in my mouth! Ewww. Sorry.