- It does not multi-task as a shower, thus, no mildewy shower door frame to stare at. This is big.
- It is deeeeep.
- It is waaaarm.
- There is lots of room on the sides to put candles (I guess that's a popular thing to do because I always see it on TV, but you can't read by candle light, so what do you do? Stare at the flame? Maybe this is fun for blondes). I use the space to put my book and drink down within grabbing distance. I don't have to feel around on the floor for my book. Yessss.
- Nobody is waiting outside to use the potty.
- The poor lighting is kind to one's bodily flaws (if one were to have such flaws).
- It has arm rests so that I can read my book without unnecessary muscular usage. If I stayed in there long enough, I would come out like an astronaut who has been in space too long and has lost all muscle tone (if such a thing were to happen, I could always refer to #6).
- In the summer, the wisteria vines cover the windows and give you extra privacy and shade.
- In the winter, the sun comes in and gives you extra sunniness.
- The toilet is way the hell over on the other side of the room, so I can't see if it's dirty or not.
I know that other people's joy isn't particularly interesting, but there you are anyway.
You know an unexpected effect of becoming empty-nested after 20 years? You have no reason left not to swear. It is rather liberating to be able to swear now and then. Although I never was very good at it.
You can ask anyone who went to school with me. Swear words just didn't sound right coming out of my mouth. Like somehow they came out a little scrubbed of their dirtiness, and the dirt had been left in my mouth and soiled it. I suppose it was partly due to the fact that I looked 13 up until the time I turned 40.
But now I'm old and grizzled and I can swear all I want. I'm a little out of practice though. The other day I got mad at some situation and called it f**king f**ked. Yes, it came out with asterisks in place, just like that.