A text conversation on the way home from the Humane Society with a new (used) cat:
Me: We might name him Joe Biden.
Dean: Pretty good, but not as good as Chairman Meow.
Me: Having trouble selling Chairman Meow to Drew.
Dean: Toki Wartooth
Dean: Nathan Explosion
Me: Paul F. Tomcat
Dean: Kenneth Noisewater
Dean: Kashadahr Miasma
Dean: Edwin Darkstorm
Dean: WILLIAM MURDERFACE
Dean: Snizzy “Snazz” Bullets
Me: Chris Angel Street Magic
Me: Catton Oswalt
Dean: Antonio “Tony” DiMarco Thunderbottom
Me: Mister Sparkletoes
Me: Thor Hushovd
Dean: His Royal Circumference
Dean: Bokonon! Name your cat a literary joke!
Dean: Or, on the same note, Tanuki
Me: Hmmmm... I like it.
Dean: Cat pictures!
Winning name: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, M.F.A.