Naming a Cat

A text conversation on the way home from the Humane Society with a new (used) cat:

Me:           We might name him Joe Biden.

Dean:        Pretty good, but not as good as Chairman Meow.

Me:           Having trouble selling Chairman Meow to Drew.

Dean:        Toki Wartooth

Dean:        Nathan Explosion

Me:           Paul F. Tomcat

Dean:        Kenneth Noisewater

Me:           HAHAHAHAHA

Dean:        Kashadahr Miasma

Dean:        Edwin Darkstorm

Dean:        WILLIAM MURDERFACE

Dean:        Snizzy “Snazz” Bullets

Me:           Chris Angel Street Magic

Me:           Catton Oswalt

Dean:        Antonio “Tony” DiMarco Thunderbottom

Me:           Mister Sparkletoes

Me:           Thor Hushovd

Dean:        His Royal Circumference

Me:           HAHAHAHAHA

Dean:        Bokonon! Name your cat a literary joke!

Dean:        Or, on the same note, Tanuki

Me:           Hmmmm... I like it.

Dean:        Cat pictures!

Winning name: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, M.F.A.