I was doing great on my secret diet. Hunger didn't bother me. Salads were my friend. I was losing two pounds a week for three weeks straight.
Then hormones struck and I gained three pounds overnight.
My diet mojo was lost.
That was a week ago.
All I have to say is that Monday better watch its back. Because Monday, the Double Secret Fat Killer Diet is back on.
You might remark that it is Friday, and I could get quite a leg up on Monday if I just started back on the DSFKD right now.
You might want to shut the fuck up.