Joking while texting is very unsatisfying - especially now, in the post-LOL days (and the pre-HHHH days*).
A text message conversation I had with Dean while he and Jenny were touring the Newport Aquarium last Wednesday. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal.
Dean sent me a text message consisting of this photo.
Me: The 2nd part of the sentence doesn't make me not want to do the 1st part.
Dean: Turns out it's somewhat difficult to agitate an otter.
Me: Try calling them weasels.
*I'm starting a new LOL. It stands for ha-ha-ha-ha!