Dogs: Why I Keep Feeding Them, Volume 1

I spend more of my time brushing hair off dogs, vacuuming hair off floors and furniture (furniture that dogs are not, technically, allowed on), picking up dog toys, and scooping poop off lawns then is reasonable.

But.

Annie won't eat if you are angry when you feed her.

Scotty hates it when I cuss, even if it is in the course of conversation.

So I guess having them around makes me a (very) slightly better person.

So I guess it's worth it.

No. No, it's probably not.