- Where's the nearest hospital from here?
- Hey, remember that tooth I just had fixed?
- Well, my bike's okay.
Things to avoid leaving in the toilet:
- suspicious-looking floating bits of shaving cream
- loogies that stick to the bowl that I have to remove, ahem, manually
If you live with someone who does your laundry even when she told you she wouldn't anymore:
- Take the bags of Goo out of your jersey pockets.
- Clothing with more holes than fabric become rags.
- For God's sake, turn your bike shorts chamois-side IN.
Congrats, Dean, on a third in the kilo and a fourth in the Olympic sprint (2005 U-23 Track Cycling Nationals) from your Number One Athletic Supporter.